This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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