if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Girls should come with a carfax report
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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