The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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