Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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