I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
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Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
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It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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