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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.

  (651): View more from Minnesota

  That baby is bound to be under-loved.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  I deem it safe for us to drink together again.

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  They dropped the charges?

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  Yeppers. Come drink beers.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?

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• (805): View more from California

  Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?

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• (716): View more from New York

  He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.

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  Find him and marry him.

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