I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
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i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
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I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.