Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
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Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
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you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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