He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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