if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Nicole vs. Life
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
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Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
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I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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