Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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