You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
