If that was your dad, he is hot
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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