I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
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it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
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think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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