i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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