Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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