if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
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