2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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