I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
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She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
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I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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