i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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