dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
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He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
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I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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