i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
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