He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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