That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Randomize
