Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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