I want to have your abortion
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
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mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
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