What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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