He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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