i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
When are your genitals available?
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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