You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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