She's JV to your varsity
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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