I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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