she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
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Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
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I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
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