The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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