I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
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Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
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i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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