If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
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no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
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He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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