Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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