Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
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i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Thank you for not boning my boss.
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Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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