Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
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I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
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The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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