Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
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standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. Heβs def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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