I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Dicks are not precious.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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