How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Just invented taco cereal.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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