Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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