"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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