I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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