So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
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So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
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This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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