he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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