talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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