Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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