You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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I should be sponsored by Trojan
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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