bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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