What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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