YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
Randomize
