Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
