he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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