singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
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Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
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Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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