Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
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