awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
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