Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
