she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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