I wish i was in the wii world.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
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he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
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I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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